Bob's Index

No, it's not an index.html kind of index, but rather a Harper's kind of index. Well, you'll see.

Skill Index

This index will be useful if you want to hire Bob to do something.

Number of balls Bob can juggle in one hand as a percentage of the world record for two hands: 25
Degrees Bob has to pass in order to become a Sixth Degree Black Belt: 5
Average number of alarms in Bob's Chili, Black Bean Soup and Chana Masala for the 1998 Calendar Year: 3
Photographic frames exposed by Bob since 1996: 5000
Photographs Bob printed as a percentage of total: 4
Number of exposures at Bob's current favorite film format that would fit in a frame of his favorite format in 1996. in 1996: 4

Number of countries Bob's lived in for more than 3 months divided by the number of cities in which Bob's lived for more than 3 months: 0.325
Number of languages Bob speaks fluently expressed as a fraction of the total number of languages: 1/5000
Number of Bob's Manhattan Apartments that would fit in his second house in Pittsburgh: 4
Cost per square foot of Bob's favorite neighborhood in New York compared to his favorite neighborhood in Pittsburgh: 11/3

Of course, size isn't everything, but this index will be particularly useful if you want to buy Bob some clothing or a whole wardrobe.

Bob's height minus Uma Thurman's height, in centimeters: 0.0
The circumference of Bob's head at the location a hat would sit: ?
Correction Factor of Bob's spectacles, in diopters: 2
Outside Diameter of Bob's neck in inches: 15 1/2
The second number on a long sleeved shirt that fits Bob, in inches: 33
The size of jacket Bob would wear, expressed in American sizes: 40
The number of inches a tape measure would travel around Bob's waist, in inches: 34
The second number on a pair of Levi's that fit Bob, in inches: 34
The number written inside Bob's shoes next to American when the shoes fit: 9 1/2

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